Ah, The Conversation!
We direct it, move it, shift it–
Call it debate, call it Spirited
Give it nuance; make it balanced
Just make sure you call it
We blog about it, write about it
Have them in groups!
The dialogue; the discussion; the Panel!
Establishment minds, the hottest new pundits–
Old Media, New Media
The Left and the Right
Forever destined, and perpetually deadlocked–
All paid to engage in
Who’s ready to Meet the Press?
Will it help us Face the Nation?
How will it help us to prepare for The Daily Show
That’s Invented By Cable, and happens in Cycles?
Will it give us this day our Daily Rundown
In 60 Minutes
And expect it to happen before we have our Morning Joe?
Or will we need a Playbook for all that?
Joining me now; with us in studio
From our World News Mothership headquarters in New York
Come the best and the brightest
Bloggers and journalists; competing individual brands–
Presenting our problems, but never to solve
Delay another day